When I was 5-years-old, I knew who Khrushchev was.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Love, kindness, compassion and forgiveness are divine.

Clinton and his cigar was so much greater a man than Bush and his rifle.

You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much.

I’m not insane, I’m voluntarily indifferent to conventional rationality.

We Poles are and will remain convinced Europeans. For us, Europe is a community of the diversity of nations. No mishmash.

Sometimes you've got to just commit to the idea and press forward and trust that you made the right decision.

If you can only believe! If you will only believe! Then nothing, nothing, will be impossible for you! That is the truth and the Gospel, and it is wonderful. It's the good news.

You freeze with the number of opportunities given to you and just decide to do nothing at all.