When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.

If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.

I've always tried to fit what I do professionally into my family, rather than the other way around.

One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor, a sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

It's not the kind of tuna that I eat.

In marriage, everyday you love, and everyday you forgive.It is an ongoing sacrament, love and forgiveness

Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?

Your Heart's Desire is the Voice of God, and that Voice must be obeyed sooner or later.

In our domain we neither allow any Muslim to change his religion nor allow any other religion to propagate its faith.

A money-financed tax cut is essentially equivalent to Milton Friedman's famous 'helicopter drop' of money.

I have assiduously avoided calling my books novels

If you took every pop song to heart, you'd be a bleeding romantic with a crushed heart every five minutes.

Michael has a connection with children, just like Mickey Mouse does, and he brings happiness to them, and joy.

My great grandfather, Raj, was from Punjab, India. My grandmother graduated Rajasthan University.

We could do it, you know." "What?" "Leave the district. Run off. Live in the woods. You and I, we could make it.