When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

It is yin and yang. Light is the left hand of darkness... how did it go? Light, dark. Fear, courage. Cold, warmth. Female, male. It is yourself, Therem. Both and one. A shadow on snow.

Culture is like the visible and invisible levels of an iceberg -”the solid state of “water.

From the moment that man submits God to moral judgment, he kills Him his own heart.

Success is not the absence of failure it's the persistence through failure.

A Great Movie Evolves when Everybody Has the Same Vision in Their Heads.

Art is the exclusion of the unnecessary.

I think if I were to get as big as I could get, it does change your mind-state. I think like the little man. I think like the underdog. I don't want to change that.

God's pleasure is at the end of our prayers.

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account.

I think the diversity of authors and readers is expanding, which is wonderful, because it means the type of story being told is also expanding.