When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

You can't regret the life you didn't lead.

What is the test of good manners? Being able to bear patiently with bad ones.

Right now I have more confidence in myself. I grew up.

I fall in love with characters when they're out of their element or are uncomfortable and you really feel for them in a knee-jerk sympathetic way.

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.

I've never been a feminist.

I will fix it. I will make it good. I'll bring back our jobs. We'll have good education. We'll have great safety in the inner city.

There's certain things that we do work with Russia on and then there's certain things when they do something wrong, I have no problem calling them out on it.

I don't think anyone can be more of a predator than a human being.

When I film, there are no emotions. That would be the last thing.