When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world's best mom, and so far I've done it.

Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.

I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night - I don't mix protein and carbs.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

If you give us a safe vaccine, we'll use it. It shouldn't be polio versus autism.

Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I'm on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.

I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!'

I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.

I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.

I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.

Marriages are like pianos. They go in and out of tune.

I think about cars to try and distract myself. It's a good way to relax, take your mind off everything.

When I realised I wasn't Michael Jackson and I was this 10 year old boy growing up in the suburbs, I was devastated

Hacking is very interesting. Once they hack, if you don't catch them in the act, you're not going to catch them.

Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

Playing in front of millions of people erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me.

Jazz is not background music.

I will never be yours, and you will never be mine; nevertheless, I can honestly say: I love you, I love you, I love you.

You must have the devil in you to succeed in the arts.