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Deacon Jones Quotes: When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you had so good a mamma.
         

When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you had so good a mamma.


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Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes.

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All men are created equal. After that, it's up to you.



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And so now you think society is to blame for the mess you made of yourself?



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You'll find your life greatly simplified if you only worry about stuff you can fix.



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