When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

Altogether he was one in whom no man would have seen anything to admire, and in whom no woman would have seen anything to dislike.

Don't blame, forgive, All healing is self-healing

Inequalities of Fate very curious. Should like, on this account, to believe in Reincarnation.

O what pride, conforming to the world and following its fashions! Warn them, warn them for me, while you have strength and time and be faithful to your duty.

For decades, free nations tolerated oppression in the Middle East for the sake of stability. In practice, this approach brought little stability and much oppression, so I have changed this policy.

Count your blessings - not your troubles.

It is only through the confining act of writing that the immensity of the nonwritten becomes legible

I'm accused of cleverness as if it were a sin. She is merely clever, they say.

Age either transfigures or petrifies.

I think Donald Trump needs to set a direction that allows people who are deeply opposed to Obamacare to realize it's gradually going to be reformed and rethought.