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Alan Alda Quotes: When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.
         

When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.


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When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.
         



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