When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

God finally caught his eye.

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

Satire is what closes Saturday night.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

The past is far behind. If you still want to look at it, you will painfully stretch your neck muscles. Don't live in the past, leave the past, but learn from it.

The marvel of our Bible never shows more marvellous than at such times, when you see it in deed and in truth the Sword of the Spirit, and it cuts.

Artists of today can be inspired by the past, but they have to apply present methods if they want a future in music.

Learn to use your third eye and you’ll be able to see beyond the sky. There is no limit, except that which you impose upon yourself.

When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

When the phone rang, Parker was in the garage, killing a man.

Fools may our scorn, not envy, raise. For envy is a kind of praise.

And I said to myself, here's the problem with the world: The Italians are too Italian, and nobody else is Italian enough.

It's difficult working with very rich actors, because inevitably they become a little spoilt, and the managers and agents tend to control things more than is healthy.

Either you are creating your life or the circumstances are.