When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?

The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play.

Poker is meant to be enjoyed.

I don't like the way I ever appear on TV.

World Class players can lay down the toughest hands and play any two cards at any time without fear. Their reads are impeccable.

I always pretend like I'm nervous no matter what. I try to fall asleep.

Other than that and the fact that I don't have to work any more my life hasn't changed a bit.

But I want people to understand that poker's not all glamorous, it's not all being on TV and making tons of money. It's a hard life. It's a lot of travel. It's a lot of weird hours.

Miles and miles of smiles illustrated by the gratitude that creates them

My cooking spoon, My magic wand, Of this dish, You will be fond.

Worry, fear, doom, and gloom are all an absolute waste of energy ' ~ Ramie

Stone Mountain, Georgia, still had Ku Klux Klan marches, and I had a wild and courageous mother who'd put us in the car to watch them. She wanted us to know those things existed.

Well, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being good.

The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way.

In a weird way, when everyone's feeling that the world's going to hell in a hand basket, I kind of relax a little more because I often feel like that.

I drink to feel / I smoke to breathe / Just look what love / Has done to me

Everyone finds their voice at different times in their life.

Steven Spielberg makes Minority Report with the newest digital technology; other directors seem to be trying to make their movies from it.