When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

We can make this a more peaceful century if we cherish non-violence and concern for others’ well-being.

For Every Child We Teach To Cherish Learning, A Universe Is Born.

Where do bad folks go when they die? No heaven awaits them, say to it goodbye

Campbell" Julia says "Don't do this to me" "Do what?" "Push me off the same cliff twice

Every kid needs to say, 'I want what my mom and dad have.’

I've gotten used to the point where I'm so used to being sweaty! I like to wear less makeup and be tougher!

If you think life is a smooth sea, you will soon be awakened from this sweet dream by the slap of a bitter wave!

In film, you have to let go sometimes.

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.

We all have our essential nature. If you're good with numbers, you don't even know you're good with numbers because that's how your mind works.