When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Depression was like wearing tinted glasses and looking through them changed one's perception dramatically. A fancy new house could be construed as a bunch of boards nailed together.

You could say that they were sweet, or you could say that they were something out of a horror movie.

Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until it's over.

You know, I never fight for corporate America.

Good enough never is. Set your standards so high that even the flaws are considered excellent.

Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something.

I predict the absolute fullness of man's operation on planet Earth by the year 2000 A.D.

Everybody was willing to give me a job. But I wanted to do something different. I saw myself as an independent person, self-employed.

I'm not much of a Method actress, so even though my character in The Ghost Writer was quite dark and bad-tempered, I could only do that if I was seeming quite perky.

Never put business before family.