When I was in journalism school, you were taught to be completely objective. But we don't see that anymore.

The twist makes it a no-floater summer!

If you're trying to be something you're not, whether it's an age or a certain type of personality, you're just going to be in misery. You have to own who you are, and part of who you are is your age.

You need to prioritize. If you can't get to everything or do everything, that's okay.

I always say expect the unexpected!

Anything that can happen, will happen.

You will never be on this anchor desk, because you're Chinese.

Slow and steady wins the race. I feel like I know in my bones if we're doing a good job and continue to do a good job, the ratings will come.

I'm not taking maternity leave from 'Big Brother.' I e-mailed my boss over there this weekend and I said, 'Don't worry. I can still do the show!

My very first news director said to me that it's better to be hated than to have viewers be neutral.

I need to have a cheesesteak.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

It must be hard for people who only knew darkness not to be blinded by the light

To fill the hour and leave no crevice ... that is happiness.

I'm not a girly girl. I go to the bar. I like to get dirty. I love sports. I'm like the son my dad never had.

I can't think of any bank robbery comedy where it's about two normal guys. It's kind of like Superbad meets Heat, which is a cool combo, and it's just fun doing a normal guy that's robbing a bank.

Those who are unjust in one Thing, will be so in others.

A child... never takes time off as a child; time off does not begin until the principles of order have been accepted.

I'd like to keep exploring comedy. I didn't necessarily think of myself as a comedic actress, but it's a lot of fun.

I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself.

Japan and Europe seem to have a little more cultural education and so the crowds have been a little more big and enthusiastic, and the places I've played seem a little more classy.