When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

If a child is roughly treated and not respected and not shown love, the child will have problems with self-esteem

You are either a player or a spectator! Players influence the game while spectators watch them to do it. Such is life!

There is nothing wrong with revenge. The wrong has already been done, or there would be no need to even the score.

I don't even like to use the word relationship. I don't know what it means.

Mankind is considered (by the radical environmentalists) the lowest and the meanest of all species and is blamed for everything.

To make it more familiar to me, I ended up treating my swordplay scenes like choreography. So it was, 'One and two and three and four and five, and turn and step and down and up and lunge.

I can see the sun, but even if I cannot see the sun, I know that it exists. And to know that the sun is there - that is living.

In the U.S., coaches could be the father next door. They had no formal training. They're like old hockey players. They don't go to school and study.

I'll lift up the good work that is happening and hold officers or departments that engage in unconstitutional policing accountable.

I'm pretty squeaky clean. No big tragedies in my childhood or adolescence or adulthood. I've had a very easygoing, simple life.