When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him.

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

I chose not to fight it. Eating them...is my revenge.

The problem with aging was not that death was near, for death was always near. The problem with aging was that a woman began to carry too many memories within her.

There was a clear lesson here — and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants.

Do you wear a diaphragm everywhere you go?' I want to scream, but stop myself because the idea really excites me.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

I know of a charm by way of a prayer that will preserve a man from the violence of guns and all manner of fire-weapons and engines but it will do me no good because I do not believe it

We are always doing something for posterity, but I would fain see posterity do something for us.

I am, and always will be, proud to be a Hackney girl.

I read the script just once, and then forget it.I just deal with what I see every day on the screen and whetherI believe it and understand it.

Tip of the day- Don't smash your face!