When I was maybe like, under 10 years old, I was kind of like a maniac.

I grew up in Minnesota.

Wait a minute! I'm not interested in agriculture. I want the military stuff. During a briefing military stuff in which officials began telling him about missile silos.

I grew up in Minnesota and everyone is so nice there. It is like Fargo. Everyone's so chipper and you make friends just grocery shopping. We kill each other with kindness.

I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.

I love everything Minnesota.

Everyone should walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. I did it three days in a row because it was one of the most exhilarating experiences I've ever had. The view is breathtaking.

I'm a much better singer than actor, which doesn't really say a whole lot.

What I love doing is taking my dog for runs.

I tend to go for women with common sense. Being down to earth stands out more than looks.

I don't know anything about this engagement stuff. I never thought I was going to get engaged.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Keep your heart wide open and you’ll be received with open hearts — not by everyone, but to be received by one open heart is more than worth the journey.

We've had experiences where the president's been shot, but never had a situation where the vice president shot somebody.

Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but much extinguishes it.

Silence the artist and you have silenced the most articulate voice the people have.

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution.

The most basic of conservative principles is that if you reward bad behavior you get more of it.

Respecting others' opinions doesn't mean being untrue to our own.

The banality of evil transmutes into the banality of sentimentality. The world is nothing but a problem to be solved by enthusiasm.