When I was painting, I was painting stories I was telling myself. When I look back at it, moving to writing was a very natural progression for me.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

So, this is my life. And I’m the architect of my happiness and sadness.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

I create my success from within

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

Who said anything about slicing you up? ... I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead-- nothing serious.

Where there is a sufficient social movement of self-reliant communities, there can be political change. There must be political change.

I don't really have guilty pleasures. Anything musically that I fully, fully believe, is good no matter who the artist is, no matter what the marketing is behind it, I stand pretty firm.

I think one of the great historical contributions of science is to weaken the hold of religion. That's a good thing.