When I was young, I liked romance. But to me, romance is the opposite of domestic life. I just don't want anyone in the apartment, not for longer than a few hours.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

The weight of the world is a trifle, if we all put our two fingers under it and try to lift together.

Today's opponents can be your allies tomorrow. And today's allies can be tomorrow's opponents.

If you can't get everyone on your side, make sure they're right behind you.

Getting married is a good deal like going to a restaurant with your friends. You order what you want and then when you see what the other fellow got you wish you had taken that.

I feel blessed to be a musician, and I know it's a power given to me from God that I must use in a very positive way.

There is more value in placing a flower in a rifle barrel than making war. As Jimi Hendrix used to say, musical notes have more importance than bullets.

Romney raised $10 million. That’s a dollar for every position he’s had on healthcare.

I think biography can be more personal than fiction, and certainly can be more expressive.

The steam-engine I call fire-demon and great; but it is nothing to the invention of fire.