When I was young, life seemed long and endless to me.

Woman is the sun, an extraordinary creature, one that makes the imagination gallop.

Happiness consists of being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.

Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed.

Every woman knows the art of saying no with the lips and yes with the rest

They come for you in the morning in a limousine; they take you to the studio; they stick a pretty girl in your arms... They call that a profession? Come on!

Each year we look for a big name that is attractive to the public and pleasant for the girls.

With whom do you argue? With a woman, of course. Not with a friend, because he accepted all your defects the moment he found you. Besides, woman is mother-have we forgotten?

Woman is also the element of conflict.

Theater actors like to change character roles. They don't like to always do the same thing.

I made theater very important in the beginning of my career.

Distress is a disease of the mind.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

What's normal is for things to work. What's not normal is for things to fail.

He that fancies himself very enlightened, because he sees the deficiencies of others, may be very ignorant, because he has not studied his own.

This is the curse of an evil deed, that it incites and must bring forth more evil.

Absolute honesty is as absurd an abstraction as an absolute temperature or an absolute value.

I am the fool in this story, and no rebel shall hurl me from my throne.

I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

As long as my ballets are danced, I will live.

Always check your inner state with the lord of your HEART.