When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Women always reveal their deepest secrets to each other.

He was jealous of her future, and she of his past.

That each man is the sum of his choices is nothing less than the truth. And each, perhaps, is also something else.

I thank God for every experience.

The quality of Moscow's hired killers had slipped since the KGB's glory days.

Next generation leaders are those who would rather challenge what needs to change and pay the price than remain silent and die on the inside

Unless you are very rich and very eccentric, you will not enjoy the luxury of a computer in your own home.

I'm pretty good at letting people do what they are good at, that's why they're experts.

The track record for founders that don't already know each other is really bad.

I acted when I was a real little kid. My mother was an actress in a Miami theater company comprised of actors from Cuba like her and I was the default kid.