When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.

Whenever a soul leaves the body a void is felt across the world..

I’ve lived in several countries and been a disaster everywhere.

Any song I have to work on longer than a day, I just leave it. It's not gonna work. Everything that's good is really instant.

Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages...but you should see the birds smack it.

It is a blessing to have pretty people around me. I like people who are sparky, positive. Evil, dark people are repelled by me: Oooh no! Too much sunlight.

Write comic books if you love comic books so much that you want to write them. Don't write them like movies. Comics can do a lot of things that movies can't do, and vice versa.

Bill Bennett really became an idol for me. I listened to him every morning from 6 to 9 for, oh, years.

You don't find time to write. You make time. It's my job.

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about and prioritizing your life around the most important things.

A nickel is not worth a penny more.