When I was younger and studying acting, I never ever saw myself in the sitcom world; it was drama that really turned me on and still does.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.

My favorite character on Friends was Joey, because we're both actors. I always thought that was so cool.

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.

The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.

Work to me has become kind of a hobby. I was a part of something that gave me financial independence and the rent is paid. Now it's just about projects that turn me on.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army.""Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army.""That's SO not the point!

You will not be rewarded for your good nature. Your good nature is your reward.

My mistakes are usually so enjoyable that I tend torepeat them.

Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.

It was through the feeling of wonder that men now and at first began to philosophize.

You are a fluid metaphor for existence. You are your own death and your own rebirth. Here is forever. It never changes. We bring perpetual oblivion until we change the world.

Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction. Be heroes in an army of construction.

No president ever had more power than [Franklin Delano] Roosevelt.

Guess if you can, choose if you dare.

We must work to reshape the need for our children to want to live so fast even if it means dying too young.