When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

The pain is necessary to find the power of being.

Change happens, when we replace fear with hope.

Bless a thing and it will bless you. Curse it and it will Curse you.

What's to become of the morally sound? Left out in the cold, I suppose. We must heal the sick.

Those who hope, by retiring from the world, to earn a holiday from human frailty, in themselves and others, are usually disappointed.

This is plainly to ascribe divinity to 'free will.'

Sometimes, when I've been staring too hard, I've noticed that I could see the circumference of my own eye.

If you don't have any ties to the music industry, you just love 'American Idol,' you can sit there and do exactly what you do in your living room, which is stare at them and judge them.

The ego is like the root of a banyan tree, you think you have removed it all then one fine morning you see a sprout flourishing again.

My favorite country is America. I love going there! I go in the local lake near where I work on Sundays. It's called Berry Hill.