When I work, my first relationship with people is professional.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

You're already dead inside. Years of living in Espoo have made you an empty husk of a human being. They don't call their hockey team the "Espoo Blues" for nothing.

The most important thing you wear is your personality.

I love to laugh, it's my main thing. I love to abuse the English language.

I was brought up by my mother and my two sisters, although they're older than me and fled the nest very young, so I was technically raised as an only child, but I was very much loved.

Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes.

On the day I was born, the nurses gathered around, to gaze in wide wonder at the joy they had found.

On Being Old. It's not nice but take comfort that you won't stay that way for ever.

...appetite turns common food into the fare of kings.

I want to know what my food has been eating.

To fashion an inner story of our pain carries us into the heart of it, which is where rebirth inevitably occurs.