When I write, I strain with every wizened fibre of my weathered frame to analyze every possible angle of any given subject.

I'm more muscular than I was in my younger days. My biceps and shoulders, especially.

The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable.

My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions.

Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates every cell in my body.

Anti-racist propaganda is relentless and inescapable, as if the propagandists fear that if they shut up about it for a second, they'd instantly become racists themselves.

Many of the racial problems in America are caused by the fact that people are innately tribal, and politicians know how to exploit that biological fact.

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.

It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.

The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.

I prefer for a woman's most private of areas to have as much hair as Carlos Santana's entire band, head to toe, circa 1972.

Just because one person's problem is less traumatic than another's doesn't mean they're required to hurt less

OK, publishing a book and releasing a movie is all very well, but Tottenham beating Man. U. 3-2... priceless.

Everybody likes a compliment.

what sphinx of cement and aluminium bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination

The Black church is extremely important in Black America. I think most Americans themselves believe in a divine power, in a god, and I'm sure that that number increases with Black people.

It doesn't matter if your ignorant so long as you can find people to know stuff for you.

I like to shop. That’s what I do. Online shopping; any kind of shopping.

Americans have a special horror of giving up control, of letting things happen in their own way without interference.

Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead.