When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

What you cant forget... God cant remember!

Always choose the most difficult way, there you will not meet competitors.

There will be more words written on Twitter in the next two years than contained in all books ever printed.

And whatsoever ye do do it heartily.

The pleasure of the soul appears to be found in the journey of discovery, the unfolding revelation of expanded insight and experience.

Books are but stepping stones to show you where other minds have been.

I think that you can take things personally or get hurt feelings as a result of something not working out just because your psyche said it should or you deserve it, or whatever it is.

To have ideas one must have imagination. To express ideas one must have science.

Human beings understand too much.

I have some intellectual-type pursuits, like studying philosophy and stuff like that.