When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.

The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know...

A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective.

The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit.

I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.

Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in order to go south for the winter. (Yes, women are people too, sometimes even threee.)

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.

Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.

To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night...

My grandpa, unlike Jarod Kintz, was an Elder. Now that he's dead and gone, he's a ghost French wizard. And no one knows what French wizards are good at…

The one who has developed a habit of taking a lot of respect from others [relish pride], will get cheated.

The secret to being wrong isn't to avoid being wrong! The secret is being willing to be wrong. The secret is realizing that wrong isn't fatal.

Nothing is as seductive as the assurance of success.

It's not like we did something wrong. We just burned down the church while the choir within sang religious songs.

God owns heaven but He craves the earth.

Can't react every time you're insulted. Free people absorb destructive things and refuse to be destroyed

In reality there is no such thing as an inflation of prices, relatively to gold. There is such a thing as a depreciated paper currency.

I think people at most record labels really like music, but it's hard because everything is so subjective, and everyone's so creative in their own right.

Many billions of years will elapse before the smallest, youngest stars complete their nuclear burning and shrink into white dwarfs. But with slow, agonizing finality perpetual night will surely fall.

Everything that is hard to attain is easily assailed by the generality of men.