When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

Strange, I thought, how you can be living your dreams and your nightmares at the very same time.

Thus, though we cannot make our sunStand still, yet we will make him run.

This time you aren't escaping. It's time for a heart transplant.

What defines you isn't how many times you crash but the number of times you get back.

All the best days start with a latte and a time trip.

Girls don't dress for boys.

Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

Youth lives in an atmosphere of energy waiting to make contact.

Audacity succeeds as often as it fails; in life it has an even chance.

Spirituality is a harmonious blend of outer silence and inner celebration; and also inner silence and outer celebration!