When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

I will never be scared to love me.I am a force to be reckoned with.I am beautiful.

There is a madness in me that does not follow society.

Every man and every woman is a star.

I tend to get very suspicious of anything that thinks it's art while it's being created.

... and in thinking of my life, I almost forgot my liberty.

You must be born for your physician, otherwise you are bound to perish because of your physician.

I don't have slim children. I have hearty ones.

I have no worries myself, nor do I exude or possess within my living stratus any reason why someone should worry [on] my behalf.

Not inmune to engines huh? BOO-Yah!! -Leo

I'm an entertainer. I don't go round saying I'm a paragon of virtue, so that is clearly not in the public interest.