When Peter Beardsley appears on television, daleks hide behind the sofa.

According to Ferguson, grey things are invisible. Apparantly its just total luck that planes manage to find aircraft carriers in the middle of the ocean.

What I don't understand about mobile homes is that you have a mobile place to live, you park it, and you never move it again. That's like buying a Sony Walkman, and nailing it to your hi-fi.

It is very hard to say the exact truth, even about your own immediate feelings – much harder than to say something fine about them which is not the exact truth.

Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have.

By fate or forgery, our dances are entwined for eternity.

For my part I travel not to go anywhere but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.

New ideas pass through three periods: 1) It can't be done. 2) It probably can be done, but it's not worth doing. 3) I knew it was a good idea all along!

The secret to doing anything is believing that you can do it. Anything that you believe you can do strong enough, you can do. Anything. As long as you believe.

He that needs five thousand pound to live, Is full as poor as he that needs but five.

The current Michigan Constitution was written in 1961 and 62.

You can tell which girls lack mothers by the look of their hair.

I have a good memory. But I would be interested in memory even if I had a bad memory, because I believe that memory is our soul. If we lose our memory completely, we are without a soul.