When President [Barack] Obama announced that he was leaving Iraq, I mean, he was talking about dates and times and what we're going to do.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time.

I can’t be my own person, if i constantly require someone else to hold me together.

Opera, next to Gothic architecture, is one of the strangest inventions of Western man. It could not have been foreseen by any logical process.

Basketball has so much showboating you'd think it was invented by Jerome Kern.

There is no longer any such thing as fiction or nonfiction; there's only narrative.

I think in Vice and American Me I played very silent, rigid characters and people remember them

Beauty is what I feel my life is about - the garden, the house, whatever. I see the world that way, yet it isn't.

Dilige et quod vis fac. (Love and then what you will, do.)

Difficult do you call it, Sir? I wish it were impossible.

The reason I'm really appreciative of everything that's going on around me is because of the fact that I never expected it, and I want to keep that attitude.