When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen to that rap.'

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

One of the reasons intermittent fasting can work is that it reconnects you with what hunger feels like.

Human life is a continuous thread which each of us spins to his own pattern, rich and complex in meaning. There are no natural knots in it. Yet knots form, nearly always in adolescence.

Nationalism is war. - in arguing to strengthen the federal powers of the European Union

Almost any difficulty will move in the face of honesty. When I am honest I never feel stupid. And when I am honest I am automatically humble.

The qualities that make Twitter seem inane and half-baked are what makes it so powerful.

If you search everywhere, yet cannot find what you are seeking, it is because what you seek is already in your possession.

You make your work and you can't ask for approval when you're doing it. Otherwise, it's going to be untruthful in some way.

I read once that the true mark of a pro - at anything - is that he understands, loves, and is good at even the drudgery of his profession.

What if miliseconds influence centuries?

In short, I'm not sure that the abortion problem can be solved by legislation. I think it can only be solved through moral persuasion.