When WOMEN got the right to vote is when it all went downhill. Because that's when votes started being cast with emotion and uh, maternal instincts that government ought to reflect.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Kid's don't care how many sermons you preach to them. The only sermon they'll hear is how you live your life in front of them.

The poor makes good morals. The rich always gives them way to be brain. say Bhutta

What is an adult? A child blown up by age.

I always enjoy animal acts.

I was already set for life when I met her.

There are a lot of rich people in the world. There are very few people who have the privilege of getting to invent things that billions of people use.

A lot of the films now are more focused on the visuals than on the actors. I think all directors should go to drama school.

I no longer want to walk on worn soles.

The bill Congress sent me would take away one of the most valuable tools in the war on terror... so today I vetoed it.

The 'control of nature' is a phrase conceived in arrogance, born of the Neanderthal age of biology and philosophy, when it was supposed that nature exists for the convenience of man.