When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.

On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw sand at children.

Having a positive attitude gives you power. This isn't the same kind of power that dictators and warlords seek after, but rather a spiritual power. It's a power that comes to us from God.

I turn my head so that he doesn't see my smile and secretly curse him for making me feel special.

I would never have gone anywhere if it hadn't been for Mother's faith and support.

The wise ones bet heavily when the world offers them that opportunity. They bet big when they have the odds. And the rest of the time, they don't. It's just that simple.

This walking business is overrated: I mastered the art of doing it when I was quite small, and in any case, what are taxis for?

Liberty cannot be guaranteed by law. Nor by any thing else except the resolution of free citizens to defend their liberties.

It is an undoubted truth that every doctrine that comes from God, leads to God; and that which doth not tend to promote holiness is not of God.

It goes back to all of us wanting to be in Hollywood. We're all dying to win an Oscar.

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.