When a girl finally texts me back, that ding on the phone is like an angel singing.

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.

I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.

Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.

If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

If your actions don't excite, motivate or inspire others to do better, you're doing it wrong.

If one flower has to grow out of all the weeds, let that flower be YOU.

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

I don't think anyone can predict what the short term will look like. In the long term, it will be a Syria without Bashar Assad. The longer it takes, the worse it will get.

Time hurries by, we're here and gone.

In particular what is most important to me is the transformation of a sound by slowing it down, sometimes extremely, so that the inner of sound becomes a conceivable rhythm.

To me, a writer is one of the most important soldiers in the fight for survival of the human race. He must stay at his post in the thick of fire to serve the cause of mankind.

Dream on it. Let your mind take you to places you would like to go, and then think about it and plan it and celebrate the possibilities. And don't listen to anyone who doesn't know how to dream.

Great teams are not made up of many well-rounded players. Great teams are made up of a variety of players, each having their own strengths.

No one can take Jesus away from me.... There's no doubt there was a historical figure of tremendous importance, with enormous notions. Such as peace.