When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

The things that preoccupy our minds can help us achieve a long term goal if we have an intention to fulfill our dreams.

Love is looking for you when you are looking for love.

..The stuff you learn beforehand will never be one-tenth as useful as the stuff you learn the hard way, on the job.

The world hates the truth and all that share it, and so if you share truth eventually you will be hated by the world if you are not ready.

I think there is a new awareness in this 21st century that design is as important to where and how we live as it is for museums, concert halls and civic buildings.

Strategy and timing are the Himalayas of marketing. Everything else is the Catskills.

Try as I might, I could never feel any great affection for a man who so much resembled a Baked Alaska - sweet, warm and gungy on the outside, hard and cold within.

In college you can get away with things based off your athletic ability versus some of the other players.

In terms of worship, I think we ought to have the right people leading.

I hated high school. I was not the greatest student, participated in no activities, and spent most of my time hanging out in my parking lot.