When a man arrives at great prosperity God did it: when he falls into disaster he did it himself.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Love is the reason why, even in suffering, we smile.

Kelsey flopped next to him, propping her elbow on the back of the couch so she was facing him. "Do you have something against happiness?""Yes. Don't tell anyone, but I moonlight as the Grinch.

We're all going through our problems, but we all have the same insecurities and we all have the same abilities and we all need each other.

Love develops into harmony, and of harmony is born beauty.

People try to keep their past, like kind of holding on to their past. Every Springsteen song talks about that.

The number one goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintain their self-esteem. You don't hit a man on the head when you've got your fingers between his teeth.

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.

Poets, when they write of love, give themselves and everyone else away!

All treaties between great states cease to be binding when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence.

Rome remained great as long as she had enemies who forced her to unity, vision, and heroism. When she had overcome them all she flourished for a moment and then began to die.