When a man eats his words, that's recycling.

If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things.

Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child.

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

If you haven't time to help youngsters find the right way in life, somebody with more time will help them find the wrong way.

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

A valuable friend is one who'll tell you what you should be told, even if it offends you.

If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get.

My favorite genre is definitely romantic comedy. I love 'When Harry Met Sally.'

I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.

he threw up his hands and wrote the Universe dont exist and died to prove it

The risk that the economy has entered a substantial downturn appears to have diminished over the past month or so.

I think the hardest thing about my life is that I've met so many people all over the world who I love, but they're not friends with each other.

Psychologically, when you've been overweight you want to achieve the polar opposite.

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

Whenever a technology enables people to organize at a pace that wasn't before possible, new kinds of politics emerge.

After all, the U.S. Senate already has one Arlen Specter too many.

You have lost no reputation at all, unless you repute yourself such a loser.