When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Future dreams distract you from present nightmares.

The 'Instagram Generation' now experiences the present as an anticipated memory.

What hypocrites we seem to be whenever we talk of ourselves! Our words sound so humble, while our hearts are so proud.

Real morality is possible when the sanctions for morality are also tangible and real.

The German language is the organ among the languages.

I don't like workouts that make you bulky.

But above that, most mature adults can hold their attention on something for 45 minutes, whether they like it or not. But above that requires training.

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.

I really believe amendment " to make English our common and unifying language" is racist. I think it's directed basically to people who speak Spanish.

Free spirited free riders they're on their way but don't know where they're going.