When a man has the rope about his neck, you don't ask him about his health!

Only the footsteps of the blind are short, but their thoughts are long.

The loss of reason seems to me honorable, like the death of a sentry at his post.

Ah well, 'tis the way of the world -- births and deaths, births and deaths.

Men are always murderers, and their calmness and generosity is the calmness of a well-fed animal, that knows itself out of danger.

Thus will we deal with life, my little help-meet. Will we not, eh? What though it blink at us like an owl that is blinded by the sun, we will yet force it to smile.

Wisdom and folly are equal before the face of Infinity, for Infinity knows them not.

To succeed in life one needs two things -- influence and a lucky star.

When a woman weeps, it is a man's shame.

Who strikes man with love -- God or the Devil?

The moon was so young, so strange, even as a young girl who is dreaming and is afraid to tell her dreams; and it was shining only for itself.

How we feel (emotions) determines what we do (our actions/behavior) which directly determines the results manifested inour life.

She’s a serial kisser. I think her parents are French.

The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.

We are not trying to entertain the critics. I'll take my chances with the public.

A tardy vengeance shares the tyrant's guilt.

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

Suffering, if it is accepted together, borne together, is joy.

There is always an emotional element to anything that you make.

With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach.

Equality of Ugliness: If we can't all live in a beautiful place we must all live in an ugly place.