When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn't better constructed for a fool.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

A good understanding is to keep the great law.

Exciting happiness is joy, celebration, travelling, being in bed with a woman you desire.

Proper positive positioning is the key to experiencing miracles.

There were things in my past which I have not liked. But all the things of which I was proud will remain.

Images embrace us: they open up to us and close themselves to us in so far as they conjure up in us something that we could call an interior experience.

Radio stinks. The stations are making a lot of money, but they just aren't taking chances.

Our intellect, our awareness, and our consciousness is the most powerful form of life on this planet.

There is nothing like death to say what is always such an artificial thing to say: The End.

I believe in the person I want to become.