When a man opens the car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

APRIL 20, 2017 Day 110 of 365...God did not bring you far to fail you now, it has full of succession both good vibes and bad times. But still have a way

The only instrument through which time could be converted to yield greatness is the instrumentality of work.

Conquest is made from the ashes of one's enemies.

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

I always refer to [Stardust Memories] as Sharon Stone's and my first film.

We've been looking outside us for our own peace. We've been looking in the wrong direction.

I loooved Sleater-Kinney like a crazy person.

For many of us who were born and raised in this country, including me, it's sometimes easy to forget how special America really is.

It's always been my philosophy: Turn the page. If something falls through, turn the page. It's over with, get used to it, get on with it. Very simple. It's always worked for me.

Destroying things is much easier than making them.