When a man says his word is as his bond - get his bond.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

If God hadn't rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world.

Yes, the life of an adult entails accepting and in some way being responsible for pain.

The world is full of stories, but the stories are all one.

I want to make everybody laugh.

I've always loved vintage and I never like to have something someone else has.

Fiction and poetry are the only way one can stop time and give an account of an experience and nail it down so that it lasts for ever.

Riches are a stronghold in the imagination of a rich man.

Day after day, ordinary people become heroes through extraordinary and selfless actions to help their neighbors.

By general consent, he would have been capable of ruling, had he not ruled.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.