When a man truly sees himself, he knows nobody can say anything about him that is too bad.

I can offer you pleasure like you've never known before.

There are three modes of bearing the ills of life: by indifference by philosophy and by religion.

I would like to see Russia not invade Ukraine or put pressure on and threaten Baltic states. But we live in the real and existing world.

Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.

The fame of great men ought to be judged always by their big, fancy names.

The Bible is a sanctum; the world, sputum.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I believe when I leave this Earth because I love the Lord, I am going straight to heaven.

Through me the energy policy of the whole Common Market is being held up. Without opening old wounds, it pleases me no end.