When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.

She wants to be flowers, but you make her owls. You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting.

I loathe crowds. I especially dont like cities. A city involves biomass. And biomass gets to me.

Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.

I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.

It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

I love research so much that I do an enormous amount; it helps put off the moment of starting to write the story.

Everything I have ever written has been in the same chair, in the same room.

I learnt that I must never finish a book with nothing else to do.

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.

Possessive parents rarely live long enough to see the fruits of their selfishness.

It was a storm in a tea cup but in politics we sail in paper boats.

I'm very much a believer that it's action that matters much more so than, you know, the flurry of political promises and statements and slogans that are used during political campaigns.

You need to become more than one type of athlete. You have to be a sprinter, a weight man and a distance guy all in one.

The notion of religious liberty is that you cannot be forced to participate in a religious ceremony that's not of your choosing simply because you're out-voted.

Lamps make oil-spots and candles need snuffing; it is only the light of heaven that shines pure and leaves no stain.

I come from a really lovely, really smart family where the only stress was money and employment.

One positive thought can change your whole day.

When you go onto the internet, if you really rummage around randomly then how do you hope to find something of any of value?

There was a child went forth every day, And the first object he looked upon, that object he became.

The moral spectacle of capitalism still offends, as does American capitalism's implacable insistence that the market determine value even in the political, intellectual, and artistic spheres.