When a newspaper comes out that says 'Duff' Puff - she must have gained 15 pounds' or something like that, how would any normal person react?

When the darkness rolls in, I'll be there through thick and thin.

Forget about the reasons why you can't in life and start to try

I love clothes. I can't control myself. I have a huge fetish for shoes and clothes and make-up. I'm the kind of person who doesn't like to wear things over and over again.

Well, I'm not going to be singing about lollipops because I no longer relate to lollipops.

I have always been interested in the paranormal and afterlife, everything from ghosts to angels. I think that everyone has that curiosity of the great unknown.

It's hard to stay true to yourself and what you want in life when there are so many distractions and so much craziness going on around you.

The eyes are the windows to the soul

Soulmate" is an overused term, but a true soul connection is very rare, and very real.

People are going to say what they want to say and think what they want to think, and I can't change their minds.

Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.

The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not merely as means to other things, are knowledge, art, instinctive happiness, and relations of friendship or affection.

The army will hear nothing of politics from me and in return I expect to hear nothing of politics from the army.

Looks like what drives me crazy Don't have no effect on you-- But I'm gonna keep on at it Till it drives you crazy, too.

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.

Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.

Once life is finished it acquires a sense; up to that point it has not got a sense; its sense is suspended and therefore ambiguous.

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.

And I definitely wanted to be a writer, but I felt a duty now, having used up those educational resources, I felt a duty to the church and my parents to become a priest.

Share what you do profusely, because it will be remixed by others into something new, rich and strange.

I urge you to set a tough, quantitative target for adding "differentiators" as I call them, to every service you provide.