When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Sometimes poetry is a way of finding beauty in the chaos

Sometimes he was weird, sometimes he was Captain Douchebag, but he was always my best friend.

Be grateful for small mercies.

Our success comes from stability.

Do not stop thinking of life as an adventure. You have no security unless you can live bravely, excitingly, imaginatively; unless you can choose a challenge instead of competence.

Life is always rich, thought only occasionally so.

What's wrong with hip-hop is the system that controls the definition of it. There needs to be more balance on the airwaves.

The concern here is that financial services become a kind of tech-led Wild West.

For me, comedy literally is way more terrifying than doing drama, so it's always about stretching what I think I can do and putting myself out there in different context.

I think being an artist and taking on those challenges is just how it is for me. Because I was always a foreigner, I was always the outsider.