When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script

In happiness and suffering, in joy and grief, we should regard all creatures as we regard our own self.

How to partner with the power of the cosmos to fulfill your destiny

If you want to give me Robert Downey Jr in a metal suit and have him join the X-Men, then yes, let’s go head-to-head [with Marvel Studios].

Life stands before me like an eternal spring with new and brilliant clothes.

I am a shining star, and I surround myself with people who encourage my brightness.

The moment you say yes to acting on your desire is the real beginning.

Relaxation is the prerequisite for that inner expansion that allows a person to express the source of inspiration and joy within.

The mirrors in your mind can reflect the best of yourself, not the worst of someone else.

Nobody can really guarantee the future. The best we can do is size up the chances, calculate the risks involved, estimate our ability to deal with them and then make our plans with confidence.