When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

The implication of this particular tale is: Trust strangers. Believe in magic.

The first lesson of my life: nobody can face the world with his eyes open all the time.

I could get through this. I would be strong because I was so close to achieving my dream of having my kids together.

The great question which I have not been able to answer despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul is "what does a woman want"?

Who said you can not buy happiness, when you are thinking about puppies.

One eye of the photographer looks wide open through the viewfinder, the other, the closed looks into his own soul.

Prayer is the means by which men communicate with God. Revelation is the means by which God communicates with men.

Truth illuminates and gives joy; and it is by the bond of joy, not of pleasure, that men's spirits are indissolubly held.

Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh.