When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish.

A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique.

Intuition is truly a feminine quality, but women should not mistake rash conclusions for this gift.

Man proposes, woman forecloses.

Pretty women and rich men are rarely wrong.

We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.

Between flattery and admiration there often flows a river of contempt.

The drama of life begins with a wail and ends with a sigh.

Perhaps the most pressing need for there to be a forever after, is because that is how long it will take man to thank his Creator for all His wondrous deeds.

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in.

Well, my brother started acting before I did.

Cut the Wings of your Hens and Hopes, lest they lead you a weary Dance after them.

Acting is an animal thing, not an intellectual thing.

I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they're in the same house, they live independently. I think that's how I live with the Chihuahuas.

My dad's Russian. My mother's English. I would say my bottom half is Russian.

There is no need to increase the taxes. India can run without troubling the citizens.

I'm beginning to wonder if the symbol of the United States pretty soon isn't going to be an ambassador with a flag under his arm climbing into an escape helicopter.

They say that I have no hits and that I'm difficult to work with. And they say that like it's a bad thing.